So I am not a broken heart. I am not the weight I lost or miles or ran and I am not the way I slept on my doorstep under the bare sky in smell of tears and whiskey because my apartment was empty and...
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Charlotte Eriksson
The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
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Jeff Foxworthy
Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.
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Terry Pratchett
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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W.C. Fields
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.
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Chelsea Handler
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Did you think you could stop me? I'll burn the world down to save her.
I don't want to know about love.'' But you should, my child. You need to know about love. The things people will do for love. All truths come down to love, do they not? One way or another, they do. <span style="margin:15px; display:block"></span>See, there is...
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That kind of love should've been able to beat sickness. That kind of love should've conquered anything.
Flipping to the front, I caught Aiden's gaze and offered a sympathetic smile." Skittles?"" Please." I dumped some into his open palm, then picked out the green ones. Aiden grinned at me." You know I don't like the green ones?" Shrugging, I popped them in...
